Starmer is on the ropes right now. Angela Rayner and Health Secretary Wes Streeting have drawn up a chummy little pact to oust him. Probably after the local elections in May, when the party faces a battering.

Mayor of Manchester Andy Burnham and home secretary Shabana Mahmood are also in the running. Would any of these be an upgrade on Starmer? I’ll leave you to decide.

But there is the one Labour cabinet member who terrifies me. He’s keeping his head down at the moment, but he’s the party favourite to replace Starmer.

His name? Ed Miliband. Yes, him.

A new YouGov poll of Labour members showed more than half believe the party is unlikely to win the next election if the PM stays. Well, they’re right there.

Then they lose the plot. Because 55% of party members reckon that Ed Miliband is the best person to replace him. Seriously?